Truck Driver Jokes
Person 1: Bhai, teri driving toh kamaal hai, ekdum unique!
Driver: Haan, kyun, kya unique hai?
Person 1: Unique isliye, kyunki teri driving se lagta hai ki tune car nahi, spaceship chalaani shuru kar di hai!
Driver: Kya yaar, main toh bas thoda cautious chalta hoon.
Person 1: Haan, woh toh saaf dikh raha hai. Tere driving skills dekhke toh lagta hai ki tujhe driving license nahi, adventure sports ka license mila hai!
Driver: Arrey bhai, thoda chill maar, speed limit follow karta hoon main.
Person 1: Speed limit toh theek hai, par tune toh reverse gear ko bhi forward samajh rakha hai. Lagta hai, tujhe bas peeche hi jana aata hai!
Driver: Abbe yaar, kuch bhi!
Person 1: Haan, aur tu signals ka toh kya kehna! Lagta hai, tere paas indicator nahi, magic wand hai. Jab mood aaye, tab dikha dena, warna kyun bataye!
Driver: Bhai, aise mat bol, main bahut achhe se drive karta hoon.
Person 1: Haan, pata hai, tu driving mein toh master hai. Agar kisi ko reverse parking sikhana ho, toh tujhse hi seekhe!
Driver: Theek hai baba, tu mazaak mat uda!
Person 1: Arrey, mazaak toh teri driving se hi ud gaya hai bhai, ud gaya!
10 Truck Driver Jokes
1. Truck driver ke liye time ka kya importance hai?
- Time pass nahi, bas pass hona chahiye!
2. Truck driver ka favorite song kaunsa hota hai?
- "Dil Chhakka Chhakka Ho Gaya"!
3. Truck driver ki favorite movie kaunsi hoti hai?
- "Fast and Furious: Highway Havoc"!
4. Truck driver ke liye sabse mushkil kaam kaunsa hota hai?
- Truck ko reverse mein park karna, kyunki unka reverse toh forward se bhi fast hota hai!
5. Truck driver ki girlfriend kaunsi hoti hai?
- Highway ki "Toll" booth wali!
6. Truck driver ki fitness mantra kya hai?
- "Truck utha, body sambhal!"
7. Truck driver ka favorite subject kaunsa hota hai?
- "Lorry-tics"!
8. Truck driver ki sabse badi khushi kaunsi hoti hai?
- Jab woh traffic signal dekhte hain aur woh already green ho!
9. Truck driver ki sabse badi dushman kaun hoti hai?
- Woh overtake karne wala driver jo wapas slow ho jaaye!
10. Truck driver ke liye kya hota hai "Mausam ka Haal"?
- "Aaj Truck wala bhi udan bharaal!"
More Funny Jokes on Drivers
1. Driver kaun hota hai jo sabse zyada sota hai?
- "Parking wala", kyunki hamesha sona padta hai!
2. Driver ke bina car ka kya kehna?
- "Steering, seat, aur silence!"
3. Driver ka favorite dialogue kya hota hai?
- "Jab se driving seekha hoon, har signal mere liye green ho gaya hai!"
4. Driver ke liye sabse mushkil kaam kaunsa hota hai?
- "Apni biwi ko car sikhana!"
5. Driver ki favorite game kaunsi hoti hai?
- "Traffic Jam"!
6. Driver kaun hota hai jo hamesha bhatakta rehta hai?
- GPS, kyunki woh bhi confuse ho jaata hai!
7. Driver kaun hota hai jo hamesha tension mein rehta hai?
- Horn, kyunki hamesha baja rehta hai!
8. Driver kaun hota hai jo sabko bhatakti nazar aata hai?
- Autowala, kyunki woh toh hamesha idhar-udhar hi ghoomta rehta hai!
9. Driver ke liye kya hota hai "Breakup"?
- Jab brake kaam karna band kar deta hai!
10. Driver kaun hota hai jo hamesha suna chahta hai?
- Radio, kyunki woh hamesha "On Air" rehta hai!
11. Driver kaun hota hai jo hamesha late hota hai?
- Taxi driver, kyunki unka time hi alag chalta hai!
12. Driver kaun hota hai jo hamesha jhak maar kar dekhta hai?
- Side mirror, kyunki woh har waqt peeche kya ho raha hai, woh bhi dekhna chahta hai!
13. Driver kaun hota hai jo hamesha relax hota hai?
- Cruise control, kyunki hamesha chilla kar chalta hai!
14. Driver kaun hota hai jo hamesha confident hota hai?
- Seatbelt, kyunki woh hamesha kehta hai, "Main hamesha tere saath hoon!"
15. Driver kaun hota hai jo hamesha khush rehta hai?
- Woh driver jo hamesha steering wheel pe haath rakh kar gaadi chala raha hai, kyunki woh apne manzil ki taraf badh raha hai!
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