20 Glass Jokes
1. Glass ne kyun kiya breakup?
- Kyunki usko lagta tha ki uska partner bahut transparent hai!
2. Glass ka favorite TV show kaunsa hai?
- "Through the Looking Glass"!
3. Glass kaunsa subject padhta hai?
- "Refraction and Reflection"!
4. Glass ke liye kya hota hai "Emotional Breakdown"?
- Jab uski tuti hui koi feelings hoti hain!
5. Glass ki favorite festival kaunsa hai?
- "Crack-ers wala Diwali"!
6. Glass ka favorite superhero kaunsa hai?
- "The Invisible Man", kyunki woh bhi transparent hota hai!
7. Glass ka favorite Bollywood actor kaunsa hai?
- Shah Rukh Khan, kyunki uska naam bhi glass se shuru hota hai!
8. Glass kaunsa game khelta hai?
- "Hide and Seek", kyunki woh hamesha hide karta hai scratches!
9. Glass kaunsa song gaata hai?
- "Tut gaya dil, tut gaya dil, glass ka tut gaya dil!"
10. Glass ke liye kya hota hai "Life Philosophy"?
- "Handle with Care"!
11. Glass ka favorite holiday destination kaunsa hai?
- Mirror se door, taki woh apne reflection se break le sake!
12. Glass ka favorite cricket team kaunsa hai?
- "Shattered XI"!
13. Glass kaunsa instrument bajata hai?
- "Crackophone"!
14. Glass ke liye kya hota hai "Fashion Statement"?
- Transparent ho jaana, kyunki woh har trend mein fit hota hai!
15. Glass ka favorite joke kaunsa hai?
- "Mujhe kisine kaha, 'Tu bahut fragile hai!' Haha, main toh 'glass' hoon!"
16. Glass kaunsa sport khelta hai?
- "Crack-quet"!
17. Glass ka favorite movie kaunsi hai?
- "Broken But Beautiful"!
18. Glass kaunsa language bolta hai?
- "Shatter-ati"!
19. Glass kaunsa cartoon character hai?
- "Shatterman"!
20. Glass kaunsa book padhta hai?
- "The Art of Being Transparent"!
10 Glass Jokes
1. Ek glass ne apni girlfriend se kyun break-up kiya?
- Kyunki uska dil toot gaya, aur woh kehne laga, "Ab main 'clear' nahi ho sakta!"
2. Glass kaunsa subject padhta hai?
- "Transparency Studies"!
3. Glass ka favorite game kaunsa hai?
- "Hide and Seek", kyunki woh hamesha kisi cheez ke peeche chhupa rehta hai!
4. Glass kaunsa superhero hai?
- "Invisible Man", kyunki woh bhi transparent hota hai!
5. Glass ka favorite song kaunsa hai?
- "Tut gaya dil, tut gaya dil, glass ka tut gaya dil!"
6. Glass kaunsa festival celebrate karta hai?
- "Shattered Diwali"!
7. Glass kaunsi language bolta hai?
- "Crack-ese"!
8. Glass ka favorite cricket team kaunsa hai?
- "Shattered Eleven"!
9. Glass kaunsa instrument bajata hai?
- "Break-ulele"!
10. Glass ka favorite actor kaunsa hai?
- "Shah Rukh Khan", kyunki uska naam bhi glass se shuru hota hai!
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